My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
W: WRITING OBSESSION
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must obtain a writing obsession. You love being a writer and "can't stop writing every minute of every day". Heck, even your grocery lists are lengthy! Or so you say as you're really sitting on the couch watching reruns of Friends while eating ice cream and tweeting about your most recent crazy word count.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" writing obsessed lines:
1. Just because the badge I created takes up my whole backside of my jacket, professing how much work I've put into my bike, doesn't mean I won't have room for my gang patch...somewhere...
2. Do you think the directions I gave to the motorcycle rally were too indepth? I mean 10 pages seemed ok. Right?
3. I created my own parking sign at my house. It reads "Harley Bikers Park Here. If you're not a Harley owner, you can still park here. It's more of a sign to be funny. If you don't understand the humor behind it because you don't have a Harley, I'll explain it to you if you have 15mins."
|you're clearly showing off that you can write more than me|