My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
U: UGLY FUGLIES
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must know how to incorporate the ugly fuglies into your writing. A writer's worst characteristics or experiences added into their book to add...character and experiences to their book. Or in other words, a clever way to gossip about yourself.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" ugly fuglies:
1. This red heart on my jacket? Oh, yeah, that's for my 7th wife. I still have the stab wound, too. Wanna see? (Pulls down back of pants)
2. I added skull decals to my bike. No, no...don't dig in the backyard. Those are just anthills.
3. I'm going to buy the patch that says, "Riding is Therapy I Need Really Bad". No reason really...well...nah, just...no reason. (Walks off)
|this next story I'm going to write is about an angry biker who was clearly LOADED.|
just gonna pull that from personal experience...