My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
S: STORYTIME TALK
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must know how to storytime talk. If you're going to discuss your outfit, what you're reading/writing, or the person next to you -it's gotta be in a way you would tell a story. You're now so above and beyond your craft, it's clearly barfable, too.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" storytime talk:
1. And I was like "whoa", and then he was like "no way", and then I said "yeah, man".
2. If we take this marked route along the 1938 built piers overlooking the sparkling ocean water, we'd get there in a better allotted amount of time.
3. When I ride, I don't feel the wind in my hair. I feel the angelic kisses of a million Acadian princesses as they rebel against the King while carrying the vial of enchanted pleasures scorched onto their brass chastity belts.
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a storytime talker line of your choice. Biker storytime talk lines win big smiles. Non-biker storytime talk lines earn semi-grins. No storytime talk lines earn sad panda looks.
|Little did we know it would rain mists of ACID in the wild jungles of Babaroo. |