My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
Q: QUERY DRAMA QUEEN
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must know how to have query drama. From trying to perfect the query, to finding the right agent to query, and down to the wait for the results of sending your query. Query drama is the endless biznitch cycle of most writers.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" query dramas:
1. Do you think starting the pitch with "He drove into the wind like a bat out of hell..." is too cliché?
2. I'm waiting to see if the Harley Magazine will publish my article titled, "Hogs Are People, Too."
3. Boss Frankensteinpisspants. I don't know, but man, I'm going to send my poem about making love on a saddlebag to him. I just feel he's the one.
|it's a story about a guy with a cape and a unique-ish motorcycle that like fights people...|
trust me, never been done.
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a query drama line of your choice. Biker query drama lines win big smiles. Non-biker query drama lines earn semi-grins. No query drama lines earn sad panda looks.