My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
L: LEARN THE ABCEFD BASICS
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer you must learn the basics. Every decent writer learns basic writing skills through research, practice, and workshops. By doing so, they strengthen their "craft" and have the necessary tools to build a stellar story. Plus you get to refer to it all as "honing your craft" to make yourself sound extra cool somehow.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" learning basics:
1. So you're saying I have to synchronize my feet and hands with the controls? What is this? Dancing?
2. I went to riding school a long time ago. It was called Bikers, Babes, and Basics.
3. I learned how to spit and not have it hit you back in the face. Now that is skill!
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a learning basics line of your choice. Biker learning basics lines win big smiles. Non-biker learning basics lines earn semi-grins. No learning basics lines earns sad panda looks.