Thursday, April 9, 2015

H: How-To Guru

 My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
 
H: How-To Guru
 
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must become a how-to guru. It doesn't even matter if you're just rewording what someone else said or if a gazillion people already used this topic. By giving a ton of how-to's, it shows you're reading up and applying these tips; even if you're pretending to.
 

 Ready to  practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" how-to's:
1. How-To: Stall your bike and drop it gracefully, while reading a book.
2. How-To: Maneuver a sharp curve with style, while reading a book
3. How-To: Install saddlebags on your bike, while reading a book...on installing said saddlebags.
 
How-To: Check your tire pressure manually. (It's good!)

 COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me an how-to line of your choice. Biker how-to lines win big smiles. Non-biker how-to lines earn semi-grins. No how-to lines earns sad panda looks.
 

15 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

How to throttle down on grammar mistakes.

Dani said...

How-to: Show a tailgater you mean business, while reading a sign language book.

Tyrean Martinson said...

How-to ride while standing up - while reading a book on biker tricks. :)

Chrys Fey said...

How-to: perform a wheelie while reading a book about driving safely. :P

Pat Hatt said...

How to turn bugs on your face into protein...and read a book.

cleemckenzie said...

How to split the lanes while writing your next novel.

Bish Denham said...

How to control your bike and your sentences with a wasp in your shirt.

Deniz Bevan said...

Ha ha! Laughing at Alex's comment too!
Heck, I get enough flack just for reading while walking...

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

HI Tammy .. How to positively be put off humanity when looking at this picture - tire pressures or not!!

Cheers Hilary

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

HI Tammy .. How to positively be put off humanity when looking at this picture - tire pressures or not!!

Cheers Hilary

Elephant's Child said...

How to: Zip past car drivers held up at the lights while reading a book.

Jeffrey Scott said...

How to read a book titled 'How To Ride A Bike And Read At The Same Time' while riding a bike.

Mark Koopmans said...

How to drive away from scary motorbike pictures!!

Trisha F said...

^ Just what I was thinking. haha.

Keren Amaechi said...

This post made me laugh for some reason.