My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
G: GENRE NERD
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must know every genre like a nerd. Plus, not just know the genre but what the subgenre is. By doing so, it shows how involved you are with your craft, and how much you somehow pay attention to all that.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" genre labeling:
1. Lord of the Bike Wheels is a landmark high/epic fantasy, but you knew that...
2. The non-fiction memoir Roads I've Traveled While Pulling Wheelies spoke to me...in high pitches.
3. My Motorcycle, My Vibrator is not erotica romance, it's just erotica because it lacks a happy ending. That's what happens when the girl doesn't buy a V-Twin. No throttle power.
|Found this misplaced next to the KNIVES. |
Clearly this is kitchen utensils genre. Clearly...
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a genre label line of your choice. Biker genre label lines win big smiles. Non-biker genre label lines earn semi-grins. No genre label lines earns sad panda looks.