My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
F: FOLLOWERS GALORE
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must gain followers galore. It doesn't matter what social media spot it is, having a large amount of followers shows you're intriguing, interesting, and down right popular for a reason. And every so often ignoring all your adoring followers will only make them clobber over themselves for you more. You're such a playa...
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" follower talk:
1. I just liked all your comments on twitter! Following you back like fumes out my muffler!
2. Thanks for following me! And yes, taking selfies on my bike and posting them is a little creepy...
3. I appreciate the follow on my facebook page where you're now as close to me as that bug in my tooth. Toothpick?
|yes, I swear! you're a REALLY good follower... (help)|
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a follower line of your choice. Biker follower lines win big smiles. Non-biker follower lines earn semi-grins. No follower lines earns sad panda looks.