My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
E: EDITOR TO EVERYONE
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must feel like an editor to everyone. This means when people talk, write, post...you just can't stop yourself from mentally editing what they say/write. And sometimes you can't even stop yourself from correcting them openly. You just can't resist the urge to show off your smarty pants-ness.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" edits:
1. When you write v twin make sure to write it V-twin. Geez...
2. I hear what you were saying, but took out the whole middle part, and the meat of what I heard was: I found riding boots on sale, and bought them. See how much easier that was?
3. I'm sorry, "way funner"? I'm sure you meant "more fun". Right?
|This bike is "way funner"!|
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me an editor line of your choice. Biker editor lines win big smiles. Non-biker editor lines earn semi-grins. No editor lines earns sad panda looks.