Saturday, April 4, 2015

D: Drunk Writing

My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
 
D: DRUNK WRITING
 
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must bask in drunk writing. This is when you're so tired you have no clue what you're writing or if it's good, all you know is, you're writing like a drunkard. Drunk writing shows you're so dedicated to your craft, you'll exhaust yourself for it.
 

 Ready to  practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" drunk writing:
1. Gary put his helmet on, and smoothed his hair FLack in and stuff.
2. "What do me mean? I thought we were were taking the famous Route 99!"
3. "I won't wear your gang patch any!" he shouted swanging his left farm around.

I can't even swang my left farm anymore...
 
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a drunk writing line of your choice. Biker drunk writing lines win big smiles. Non-biker drunk writing lines earn semi-grins. No drunk writing lines earn sad panda looks.
 


21 comments:

Pat Hatt said...

I rode my panda all night long and am out of gas.

JoJo said...

Wow....looks like you are gonna have a lot of sad panda with my comments. I'm not a writer!

Christine Rains said...

She striped off her chaps and wore nothing butt a b string as she moonted her vike.

Chrys Fey said...

I wasn't drunk...I swear! But these are real typos from *coughs* that book you beta read for me. ;)

A moment later, she heard the door bang shit.

Before they left, Beth ordered Donovan a roast beer sub on Italian bread.

There are other funny ones, but I'm saving them to share on my blog later. :)

J.L. Campbell said...

"Your meanness I won't be putting up with,' she said, preparing to boink him in the eye. "Further, you're my kinda guy. Not!"

cleemckenzie said...

I mished the turn.

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Tammy - I think you'll be positively growling Panda-sadness in my direction soon ..

That photo is awful!! Great fun .. cheers Hilary

Bish Denham said...

I thought you said bite, not right!

M Pax said...

I kicked the bike and it reared down the oad. Untethered Realms / MPax

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

That is one disturbing image...
Bummer, I'd need a drink first to think of a good drunk comment...

Cortney Pearson said...

I do this drunk writing all the time--mostly exhausted-writing, where I stay up way too late because ideas won't leave me alone.

Drunky sentence, hmm...

Bikers biked their bikes down that one biker road where all the bikers ride their bikes...

Elephant's Child said...

Lay it down. Schmoooth now. Oh shit.

Mark Means said...

"From her bike's handlebars to her rack, the two bottles of Beam I had just chugged down had me seeing double of both..."

Lux G. said...

That photo though. :P

Mark Koopmans said...

OMG... I just started laughing as soon as I read the darn title!!!

I haven't even read the post yet!!

Hang on....

wow.. what a picture...

Ok, so here's my entry:

"Hey, what are you writing about so late? Don't you have to change your chaps?"

T.F. Walsh said...

LOL... can't stop laughing at the photo... Can't say I've ever written drunk before... so need to try.

Rena said...

Okay, here we go:

I scanned over his custom bolt torque charts; he knew just how hard to twist.

Right, well, that's why it's drunk writing. Hope you enjoyed it!

Deniz Bevan said...

Ha ha ha! Example 3 is the best. I've caught stuff like that in my writing when typing up handwritten drafts.
*goes off giggling*

Deniz Bevan said...

Hmm, drunk writing...
"Who done dang drank all mah whisky?"
"Feck!"
(drunk writing fails at capturing accents and dialects...)

Melissa Sugar said...

I don't have to be a biker chick to share some of my drunk writing lines with you. I'm sure I have some pages written after a few (or two or too many) glasses of red wine. Does that count. You know what Hemingway said, "Write drunk and edit sober." I suppose that goes for biker chick writing as well.

Cool analogies. I am afraid to add any. I don't want a sad panda face and I don't know what earns me one. LOL

S.K. Anthony said...

Man! You rode that bike as natural as I flower my plants!

(I actually drunk wrote about flowering plants once o_O)