My A to Z Challenge theme:
How to turn a Biker into a Wannabe Writer
D: DRUNK WRITING
Ok, biker babes, when pretending to be a writer, you must bask in drunk writing. This is when you're so tired you have no clue what you're writing or if it's good, all you know is, you're writing like a drunkard. Drunk writing shows you're so dedicated to your craft, you'll exhaust yourself for it.
Ready to practice?? Repeat after me with some simple "biker related" drunk writing:
1. Gary put his helmet on, and smoothed his hair FLack in and stuff.
2. "What do me mean? I thought we were were taking the famous Route 99!"
3. "I won't wear your gang patch any!" he shouted swanging his left farm around.
COMMENTER CHALLENGE: Give me a drunk writing line of your choice. Biker drunk writing lines win big smiles. Non-biker drunk writing lines earn semi-grins. No drunk writing lines earn sad panda looks.