PIMPBOOKMAMA here saying when a soft as a peach Blondie knocks on your door, you answer. When she barges in smelling of apple pie, you ask her to stay. And when you can't help but lick her cheek to see if she tastes as good as she smells, you accept the smack across your face.
That's how my night went when I met :
Little did I know, it was her new release, Such A Secret Place, she came to show me. Due to the throbbing red mark across my face, I told her she must play MY game before she showed me the goods. So...here we go!
I'M BETTER AT...by Cortney PearsonI'm better at playing clarinet than piano.
I'm better hitting the books than the gym.
I'm better cooking frozen waffles than fish.
I'm better at being a mom than a duck.
I'm better at writing awesome things than not awesome things.
M*A*S*H TIME!!!Cortney chose for her men: Capt Hook from Once Upon a Time and Kit from Cinderella
Pimpbookmama's choice: Bigfoot
Cortney chose for her cars: limo with driver and a pink sparkly corvette like Barbie's
Pimpbookmama's choice: tricycle
Cortney chose for her kid(s) number: 3 and 4
Pimpbookmama's choice: 12
Cortney chose for her pets: chinchilla and chicken
Pimpbookmama's choice: hungry bear
Cortney chose for her income: 1 billion and $376,522.17
Pimpbookmama's choice: -$2
Cortney's name was said while making the vertigo wheel and this was her end result of her life:
I would like to wish you well on your journey as you live in your swanky apartment married to Big Foot. I'm sure the 3 children will become quite hairy and noticeable as the family enjoys excursions on tricycles. Even though you will be making a billion dollars, it is with great regret to see you depart this world as your newest pet, a hungry bear, will inevitably eat your entire scrumptious family.
Forever and more,
But! Before Cortney is eaten by her newest pet, a hungry bear,
"feast" your eyes on her newest release:
SUCH A SECRET PLACE
Coming: April 1, 2015
A wizard's spell has trapped them. Only her tears can set them free.
Raids splatter across the news--Arcaian soldiers are stealing magic left and right, using it against the people they steal it from. When sixteen-year-old Ambry Csille's brother gets taken in one of these raids, her utter fear and panic should be enough to invoke tears in any normal world. But for Ambry, tears are a thing of the past. Because of a spell, people can no longer feel emotion; not enough to cry, and definitely not enough to defend themselves against the tyrannical soldiers stealing her people’s magic. A rare vial of enchanted tears chooses Ambry to reverse the spell, and soon she finds herself the target not only of the Arcaians, but of battle-scarred Talon Haraway, who wants the tears for his own reasons. All Ambry wants is to rescue her brother, but when her tears get stolen, Ambry determines to work with Talon to get them back. Any day the Arcaians could drink her tears. Any day they’ll succeed at draining her people's magic completely, and all hope will be gone—not only for her brother, but for her world.
QUESTION FOR COMMENTERS:
1. If you had a vial of something...what would it contain?
2. If you had magical powers...what would they do?