Monday, March 9, 2015

Oh My Gosh! My Muffin Top is Showing...

There I was, walking the streets in broad daylight,
when a draft stretched across my mid-section.
I peered down noting my...dare I say...muffin top showing???
 
NOOOOOOOO...
 
It was true! Next thing I knew, a 9mm peeked from my pant pocket. Odd.
Pulling it out, a pink stinky note was attached reading:
 
"The Muffin Commandos - lip smacking, always packing."
 
Suddenly, vivaciously scrumptious muffins came in from every angle:
 
And smelling so muffin-ly delicious was their fearless baked leader:
matusic.com
 
"You've been chosen to aid us Muffin Commandos in regulating the A to Z list.
Do you accept at 350* for 25mins?" Lee said, swaying her vanilla hair back.
 
Holy Muffin tins, yes!
 
"Then you must answer these questions to see if you pass the recipe test!"

1. Who are you anyways?
I'm the sugar in your muffin, the cup liner in your tin, the hotness in your oven, and the muffin flavor with a spin. I am the Muffin Commando that goes commando every now and then. No shame...

2. If you were really a muffin, what kind of muffin would you be?
I'd be the kind wearing a pink glittery cup liner. My lips packed with red velvetiness. My body full of creamy yumminess, and my eyes of chocolate chips you can't help but melt into. But the minute I speak, my poppy seeds would shoot you down. No one messes with THIS muffin, because baby...I was a baking experiment gone wrong, but yet, oh...so...right. Boom.

3. Show an imagine of how you see yourself.
Okay, but the bakers are gonna be pissed I took their pin-up calendar off the wall.

C. Lee McKenzie fluffs her vanilla tresses. "Ok, you're in! Let's all give our newest Muffin Commando a cool-on-a-wire-rack hug!"
(And yes, those "racks" were...warm and fluffy. Don't judge me...)

But wait! Now I MUST ask YOU a few questions...
1. Are you doing the A to Z challenge?
2. Favorite muffin flavor?
3. If you were to name my muffin character, what would it be?


34 comments:

Natalie Aguirre said...

What fun! No I'm not doing A-Z but I'll be stopping by people's blogs when I can.

Pat Hatt said...

Doing it indeed at my feed. Don`t eat muffins, but the cat does lol if they are left out on my mother`s counter when he goes to visit. You look like the female from Roger Rabbit haha

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I like the muffin pinup!
You are a perfect fit for the Muffin Commando Squad.

Suzi said...

Gotta be poppyseed. That's the best. :)

JoJo said...

I knew I should've stopped at Dunks and gotten a muffin. Now I REALLY want one. I love almost all of them as long as there aren't nuts or lemon. My faves are apple, cinnamon/coffee cake, bran, corn, chox chip, banana, cranberry...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Is "Muffy the Muffin" too obvious?

Neurotic Workaholic said...

Aw, now I want a muffin. :) My favorite kind is chocolate chip, and whenever I go into cafes it's very difficult to tear my eyes away from the delicious-looking muffins and pastries and just order coffee. But sometimes I can't resist.
I can't do the A to Z challenge this year, but I look forward to reading everyone's posts, including yours!

Trisha F said...

Never has a muffin sounded so good! hehe

This post amused me to no end. Thank you for the entertainment :D

And yes, I'm doing the A to Z! Can't imagine how I'm going to survive it this year when I am barely able to post once a week on my blog. Oh wellz... time will tell!

cleemckenzie said...

You're a muffin to the bottom of your muffin cup, my dear! So great to have you on our team. I'd have to name you Muffin Magnificent.

Patricia Lynne said...

That was great. I love your answers.

Yvonne Ventresca said...

You're post is too funny! You're name would have to be "Marvelous" (said in a Billy Crystal drawl.)

Yvonne

Cortney Pearson said...

"The Muffin Commandos - lip smacking, always packing." BAHAHA. I love this! My favorite kind of muffin is banana nut, and YES I'm doing the A-Z Challenge too! I can't wait, I've never done it before.

My muffin name? Rum-tum-Skizzazle-Umptious! Love you, thanks for always making me smile! :D

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

You're so entertaining, as usual. I would be one of those plain applesauce or pumpkin muffins with all natural ingredients and low sugar content. And raisins. Always raisins.

Elizabeth Seckman said...

Oh darn! I should have gotten mine in before you. How am I supposed to compete with that?!

Elephant's Child said...

Oh my goodness. Fanning self, while having a hot, sugar flush.
I am way too lazy to do the A to Z, but will read and applaud lots of other people's effort.
Muffin type? I suspect I am the stodgy bran muffins which get left until very, very last - and are surprisingly good.

Chrys Fey said...

Cute post! I love all of the muffin pictures! The muffins sure know how to have fun. ;)

Southpaw HR Sinclair said...

Have fun! No A-Z for me. I don't know my favorite muffin flavor, but I just made(and ate) cappuccino muffins and they were pretty day good. --ooo, but I really like lemon poppy seed too. Hum.

Let's see your muffin character...Pinky Muffinbottom.

Donna McDine said...

Absolutely hysterical post! I'm delighted to be with you on the Muffin Commando squad! Well done!

Heather Holden said...

LOL, what a fun post! (Pink, glittery cup liners FTW.) It's so hard to pick a favorite muffin flavor, since they're all so delicious, but pumpkin and banana are a couple of my current favorites... :)

Jemi Fraser said...

Love it! I bet A-Z will be fun - I'll be cheering from the sidelines :)

Barbara In Caneyhead said...

Got a real treat out of your tasty post!

1. Of course I'm doing the Challenge!

2. Blueberry

3. Terrifically Tasteful Tammy Then for short you'd be TTT or Triple T. Bam!

Life & Faith in Caneyhead
I am Ensign B ~ One of Tremp's Troops with the
A to Z Challenge

Carrie Butler said...

Tamizzle Muffin! :D

SC Author said...

I can't do A-Z, I'm too distractable and such with deadlines. But this is so cool!! I'd be blueberry because it's the only one I really enjoy eating. I ate oatmeal once. I think. Some cinnamon one maybe too. Maybe a red velvet one time, and a chocolate? I don't know, I just love blueberry!

S.P. Bowers said...

No, I'm not doing A-Z. Too much going on this spring. I like a good muffin, and my favorite is generally whatever I'm eating/craving at the moment. But anything with cinnamon and strudel topping is pretty high on the list. As is Chocolate. AS for a name...Fluffy Muffy? I know, I suck at names.

Nas said...

I like he muffin top, but I may be muffin in the middle!

Great post!

Tammy Theriault said...

I LOVE you all...by the way

ilima said...

Not doing A to Z for the first time since I started. :( And my favorite muffin flavor...cupcake?

Kristin Smith said...

Hahaha! I always get a good laugh when I visit your blog. Muffin top? Pin-up calendar? Lol. Sounds like your A to Z team is going to have a blast! :)

I don't think I'm doing A to Z this year. :( I guess I'll miss out on all the fun.

Christine Rains said...

That's one hot muffin! My favorite kind of muffin is chocolate chip or chocolate chocolate chip depending on how bad my day has been. I'll be doing the A-Z with the Untethered Realms group. Shirtless Xan makes another appearance!

Muffin the Red!
Tuff Buff Muff'n!
Harley Muffin!
(Everything else I can think of sounds like an X-rated star name!)

Romance Reader said...

Sounds fun! Looking forward to reading all the posts!

Lux Ganzon said...

No I'm not doing the challenge. But hmmm, what to name a muffin? Is Mighty Muffin Power Ranger too cheesy and predictable. LOL

Michelle Wallace said...

Yes, I'm doing the A to Z - how can any person NOT do it?

I LOVE my savory muffins - spinach, onion & chunky feta muffins are the best!!
I also like an occasional poppy seed or just a plain and simple bran muffin!

Michelle Wallace said...

Oh, and your muffin name?
Tamizzle The Sizzle!

M said...

1. Alas, no A to Z for me this year.
2. Lemon poppyseed
3. Lorna Caprice