There I was, walking the streets in broad daylight,
when a draft stretched across my mid-section.
I peered down noting my...dare I say...muffin top showing???
It was true! Next thing I knew, a 9mm peeked from my pant pocket. Odd.
Pulling it out, a pink stinky note was attached reading:
"The Muffin Commandos - lip smacking, always packing."
Suddenly, vivaciously scrumptious muffins came in from every angle:
And smelling so muffin-ly delicious was their fearless baked leader:
"You've been chosen to aid us Muffin Commandos in regulating the A to Z list.
Do you accept at 350* for 25mins?" Lee said, swaying her vanilla hair back.
Holy Muffin tins, yes!
"Then you must answer these questions to see if you pass the recipe test!"
1. Who are you anyways?
I'm the sugar in your muffin, the cup liner in your tin, the hotness in your oven, and the muffin flavor with a spin. I am the Muffin Commando that goes commando every now and then. No shame...
2. If you were really a muffin, what kind of muffin would you be?
I'd be the kind wearing a pink glittery cup liner. My lips packed with red velvetiness. My body full of creamy yumminess, and my eyes of chocolate chips you can't help but melt into. But the minute I speak, my poppy seeds would shoot you down. No one messes with THIS muffin, because baby...I was a baking experiment gone wrong, but yet, oh...so...right. Boom.
3. Show an imagine of how you see yourself.
Okay, but the bakers are gonna be pissed I took their pin-up calendar off the wall.
C. Lee McKenzie fluffs her vanilla tresses. "Ok, you're in! Let's all give our newest Muffin Commando a cool-on-a-wire-rack hug!"
(And yes, those "racks" were...warm and fluffy. Don't judge me...)
But wait! Now I MUST ask YOU a few questions...
1. Are you doing the A to Z challenge?
2. Favorite muffin flavor?
3. If you were to name my muffin character, what would it be?