I saw a flash. A bright one. I had to be imagining it. But then...it happened again! All I was trying to do was eat my dinner outside the café, and I kept seeing flashes of something! Wait...Cassie Mae?? Where are your pants?? How about you sit down. Yes, I know the chairs cold...
**This is a creative writing exercise. No creepy things were harmed in the process.
1. Give me some deets to mold an action figure of you.
Sexy (of course). Big lips & big eyes. Long brown hair (we'll just forget the fact that I'm turning gray at 26). And no pants. Because that's how I roll.
Um...so this would be brilliant for a "toy" shop. Yes. I can see it now.
I'd be a best seller :)
Accessories would include of lot of...shirts.
2. Flannel or Polka dots?
Flannel at night. Polka dots during the day.
Smell candy, but I can not find candy.
Girl, those aren't polka dots. It's candy Dots.
I actually own a pair of candy dotted pajama pants. They are the most comfy things ever.
That would explain the scissor marks on them...
4. Whose weirder looking: Steve Buscemi or Kramer?
They are both gorgeous.
*shudders* You need to not say that wearing the flannel tops. Makes you stalker creepy.
I just keep thinking of Kramer when he says, "Look at this face. Am I beautiful?"
Say "yes" & wag your doll at Kramer! He may burst through the door all crazy like.
5. Hello Kitty
Is that what you tell the drug officer when you wear the flannel and talk about creepy men?
6. Is that a clock around your neck?
I'm Flav-o-flav in disguise. (shhh!)
Ohhhh snap! Oh wait...your clock stopped. Need batteries?
Just buy me some new bling. LOL
I bought these bling batteries at the shop your dolls sold at. Says life time and night time guarantee...weird.
7. What's for lunch, because you're buying?
Whatever you want baby.
Oh my, please don't say that while wagging your doll at me...in your flannel.
*starts singing I'm Sexy and I Know It*
*yells towards door* Kramer!! Now would be a good time to come in! Seriously...save me!
8. May I have more meatballs?
Only if they're Swedish.
If Ikea sent them at least they'll come with step by step instructions and break later.
9. Stay out of my purse!
I was just slipping my number inside, I swear!
Look, I already said I'd buy the doll!
10. Serious question time: Are you no doubt just a girl, you'd rather not be, 'cause they won't let you drive late at night?
You caught me.
They banned your late night diving because of the no pants bit, huh?
No, that's why they let me off with a warning! :)
I saw Kramer whisper in his ear. Oh! Now the cops walking to that shop and yes!! He bought your doll, and his sirens went on...
If we really do make this Cassie doll, I have to make sure I get two. One to keep in the box and one to play with. (of course!) And I have to say, this interview was the craziest one ever. Kramer would be proud. :) Thanks, Tammy!
No prob, Cassie! Just remember that eating Dots pants is not good for your health, hence why we don't recommend pants on your doll...just lots of flannel shirts! Now come and get your I SURVIVED MY INTERVIEW WITH TAMMY THERIAULT badge!!