Monday, August 26, 2013
MY LIVE, not so really but kinda, INTERVIEW WITH LIVIA PETERSON
I was entering the movie theater, ready to see "Planes", (what? I love disney movies!) but instantly backed out and headed to an action flick when I saw Livia. She couldn't know my secret love for kid's movies!!
So we hugged, and while the interlude music played once we sat, I decided she was a perfect target for interviewing material...ROLL THE FILM, BOYS!!
*This interview is a test of creative writing/thinking*
1. If you were the color blue...
I would be depressed & cry. Isn't that what the color blue is known for?
I live on an island, so um...I think of water. I don't know, maybe you can't just "cry me a river."
I love the ocean, but I wouldn't be crying because it would be sunny outside.
I'm sorry. I guess you don't know the Pacific Northwest that well!
2. Yearbook time! What will your caption say?
Livia wants school to end right NOW.
Then I'd autograph your yearbook and say, "sucks you failed & have to do summer school. Lame!"
I actually made the Honor Roll & don't have to go to summer school! Wahoo!
Oh wait, you're right...that was me. Please, don't sign my yearbook. It's just too humiliating now.
3. Come up with a cool soda name...and go!
CineCoke - a speciality soda that's sold in Hollywood and cinemas.
I'm glad you didn't twist the spelling to really mean cyanide! Cyanide & cocaine...deadly yet addicting. I think we shall sell it to bad critics.
Oh, me too. Thank gosh, I didn't type cyanide.
Um, technically you JUST did...
4. If i were chocolate, would you eat me?
Yes, I will eat you up if you were chocolate. I love chocolate.
If you love me, then why would you KILL me by eating me? Hello, Hannibal. Nice to meet the femal version of you.
I take that back. I would NEVER eat you.
But I'm made of CHOCOLATE!!!
5. What is that stain on the floor?
The stain is Coca Cola. I love that soda!
Hold the phone. That smells like chocolate. You aren't experimenting with you love for chocolate and soda, are you?
Perhaps I am experimenting with chocolate and soda. ;)
We shall call it chocola. Sounds very Transylvanian. I vant to drink your chocolate soda.
6. Big red button, do you push it?
No because the ambulance and police would come.
That's okay, push it. I bought their calendar & would LOVE to see them in person!
Okay, I will push it. They are smokin' hot guys after all.
7. If you were a thief, what is your thievin' get up?
My get up is black & white, so no one would know it's me.
What about me?
Don't worry, girl. I will definitely include you. We would have a blast, but let's make sure we don't end up in jail.
Yes! Avoid jail! I bought the warden's calendar...way too kinky.
8. Why is Sylvester Stallone's face melting or is that called aging?
Sylvester's face is not melting. Haha. He's aging, but looks smokin' hot in films.
You don't think in the Expendables movies he looked like the poster boy for Sharpie pens?
Yeah, he does sorta look like a Sharpie pen. Haha.
9 Shall we wear overalls today & bring sexy back?
Bring sexy back. I hate overalls.
Agh! You're one hard client to dress. Ok, ok. What are we bringing back that's sexy?
Casual dresses & pixie cuts.
No way! Winona Rider's style is too thievin'. Pun intended.
10. I know this is gritty personal, but yo, it's about that time, to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme, I'm a get mine so get yours, do you wanna see sweat comin' out your pores?
No, I don't wanna see sweat comin' out of my pores. That's stinky-poo.
I totally get the sweats everytime I see Mark Wahlberg. Come on! Join my sweat gang!
I will NOT joing your sweat gang unless my bloggy friends are there.
Sounds like a blogsweatfest. Now THAT is "stinky-poo."
I never knew how difficult this interview was until I did one. As for the host Tammy, she's darn hilarious. I'm a serious lady, but not funny. My humor has to come at the right moments.
We also learned that you not only like to dress like a thief, but hang out with them, too, stealing their looks so you're just a bit above the game. But that's okay. I will join you so I can see those pics relived from the calendar. And once I see the warden, I'm totally nailing you for the whole sha-bang. Hey! Winona taught me how to be a good liar.
But I won't lie. You survived! Here is your badge!! Wear that baby loud and proud...like on your inmate clothing. Black and white right?