Monday, August 26, 2013

MY LIVE, not so really but kinda, INTERVIEW WITH LIVIA PETERSON

It was a dark and stormy night...

I was entering the movie theater, ready to see "Planes", (what? I love disney movies!) but instantly backed out and headed to an action flick when I saw Livia. She couldn't know my secret love for kid's movies!!
So we hugged, and while the interlude music played once we sat, I decided she was a perfect target for interviewing material...ROLL THE FILM, BOYS!!

*This interview is a test of creative writing/thinking*


1. If you were the color blue...
I would be depressed & cry. Isn't that what the color blue is known for?
I live on an island, so um...I think of water. I don't know, maybe you can't just "cry me a river."
I love the ocean, but I wouldn't be crying because it would be sunny outside.
I'm sorry. I guess you don't know the Pacific Northwest that well!

2. Yearbook time! What will your caption say?
Livia wants school to end right NOW.
Then I'd autograph your yearbook and say, "sucks you failed & have to do summer school. Lame!"
I actually made the Honor Roll & don't have to go to summer school! Wahoo!
Oh wait, you're right...that was me. Please, don't sign my yearbook. It's just too humiliating now.

3. Come up with a cool soda name...and go!
CineCoke - a speciality soda that's sold in Hollywood and cinemas.
I'm glad you didn't twist the spelling to really mean cyanide! Cyanide & cocaine...deadly yet addicting. I think we shall sell it to bad critics.
Oh, me too. Thank gosh, I didn't type cyanide.
Um, technically you JUST did...

4. If i were chocolate, would you eat me?
Yes, I will eat you up if you were chocolate. I love chocolate.
If you love me, then why would you KILL me by eating me? Hello, Hannibal. Nice to meet the femal version of you.
I take that back. I would NEVER eat you.
But I'm made of CHOCOLATE!!!

5. What is that stain on the floor?
The stain is Coca Cola. I love that soda!
Hold the phone. That smells like chocolate.  You aren't experimenting with you love for chocolate and soda, are you?
Perhaps I am experimenting with chocolate and soda. ;)
We shall call it chocola. Sounds very Transylvanian. I vant to drink your chocolate soda.

6. Big red button, do you push it?
No because the ambulance and police would come.
That's okay, push it. I bought their calendar & would LOVE to see them in person!
Okay, I will push it. They are smokin' hot guys after all.

7. If you were a thief, what is your thievin' get up?
My get up is black & white, so no one would know it's me.
What about me?
Don't worry, girl. I will definitely include you. We would have a blast, but let's make sure we don't end up in jail.
Yes! Avoid jail! I bought the warden's calendar...way too kinky.

8. Why is Sylvester Stallone's face melting or is that called aging?
Sylvester's face is not melting. Haha. He's aging, but looks smokin' hot in films.
You don't think in the Expendables movies he looked like the poster boy for Sharpie pens?
Yeah, he does sorta look like a Sharpie pen. Haha.

9 Shall we wear overalls today & bring sexy back?
Bring sexy back. I hate overalls.
Agh! You're one hard client to dress. Ok, ok. What are we bringing back that's sexy?
Casual dresses & pixie cuts.
No way! Winona Rider's style is too thievin'. Pun intended.

10. I know this is gritty personal, but yo, it's about that time, to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme, I'm a get mine so get yours, do you wanna see sweat comin' out your pores?
No, I don't wanna see sweat comin' out of my pores. That's stinky-poo.
I totally get the sweats everytime I see Mark Wahlberg. Come on! Join my sweat gang!
I will NOT joing your sweat gang unless my bloggy friends are there.
Sounds like a blogsweatfest. Now THAT is "stinky-poo."


THE RECAP!

I never knew how difficult this interview was until I did one. As for the host Tammy, she's darn hilarious. I'm a serious lady, but not funny. My humor has to come at the right moments.

We also learned that you not only like to dress like a thief, but hang out with them, too, stealing their looks so you're just a bit above the game. But that's okay. I will join you so I can see those pics relived from the calendar. And once I see the warden, I'm totally nailing you for the whole sha-bang. Hey! Winona taught me how to be a good liar.

But I won't lie. You survived! Here is your badge!! Wear that baby loud and proud...like on your inmate clothing. Black and white right?
If you would like a go at some fun interviewing, let me know! contact me at: tammybr12@gmail.com

 

38 comments:

M.J. Fifield said...

These posts always crack me up. Great interview!!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Stallone looks like a Sharpie pen - that will add to my Expendables III experience.
Funny interview, ladies!

Mark Koopmans said...

Well played, Peterson, well played :)

Pat Hatt said...

haha sharpie pen, could be his new nickname. You hold nothing back, making fun of summer school, geez

S.P. Bowers said...

My yearbook caption? "How did I get sucked back into this h***hole?"

Tammy Theriault said...

Thanks for coming by guys!!!

Jay Noel said...

You got Livia to be pretty darn funny. I'd like to try some CineCoke. Or maybe not if they squeegee it off the theater floor.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Push the button! Push the button!

Christine Rains said...

Fabulous interview! I wouldn't be able to resist chocolate either. I mean, it's not cannibalistic unless it's chocolate eating chocolate! That mental image is kind of hot... or am I just craving sugar?

jaybird said...

You corner the market on great interviews. Kind of like the TMZ of the blog world, love it Tammy!!!

Mark Means said...

Haha, great interview with some very interesting concepts....(said as I continue to work on my 'Turn Flesh To Chocolate Ray Gun'....) :)

Lynda R Young said...

Fun interview. And I agree chocolate is the best!

Tammy Theriault said...

yes, i agree, too...chocolate-aholics unite!

DEZMOND said...

great chat, ladies! If me was colour blue, me would be royal Tudor midnight petroleum blue :)

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

You're right... it really DOES look like Stallone's face is melting... just a little! (ahem) It's not nice to make fun of old people, ya know. One day gravity will bitch slap you, too.

FUN post... as always. I wouldn't mind a coke-chocolate soda. Sounds pretty good!

klahanie said...

Hey alleged human Tammy and Livia,

Well done on surviving the interview with the gosh darn cute and smiley-faced Tammy. Livia, you are a superstar!

Hey Tammy! Great pawst! Thanks for sharing! You're very welcome for this comment from this amazing dawg!

Pawsitive wishes,

Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

Carrie Butler said...

Oo, push the button. Push it!

Sherry Ellis said...

Hey, you survived! And that was a tough interview! Yeah, Stalone does kind of resemble a sharpie pen.;)

Gwen Gardner said...

HaHa, you guys are hilarious. Don't tell anyone, but I'd be in line for the kids movie, too.

T said...

You cracked me up, as always... so, I thought I should probably comment this time! And here is my long over-due response: What the heck city do you live in?!?!? Because every time the fire department came to my office (yes, there were several instances... we had a lot of stupid people who couldn't use a toaster) this year, they were fat and/or bald. ALL of them. Such a let down.

T said...

Oh, and by bald, I don't mean a sexy shaved head... no, not on-purpose bald... we're talking business on the sides and maybe a wisp on the top. Just thought I should clarify the severity of the North Texas fire department dilemma with a second comment. The calendars here can't even be sold at 99% off sales.

Romance Book Haven said...

Thanks for sharing a great interview.

All the best!

Nas

Tammy Theriault said...

Thanks for comin everyone!!

Gary Philip Pennick said...

Hey Tammy,

Thanks for your response to us all! Great comment! Thanks for sharing! LOL

Medeia Sharif said...

Sharpie pens and sweat...funny stuff.

Tammy Theriault said...

Anytime!!! ;)

Lexa Cain said...

You're so funny and Livia is too! Thumbs down for Sly, but thumbs up for Mark Wahlberg. Two big thumbs up for the hot firemen. They must work very hard to look like that. :-)

Crystal Collier said...

LOL! Okay, I will never think of blue the same way...and what was that about planning a heist? And no one invited me? *pouty face*

Leigh Covington said...

LOL! Too much fun! You guys are hilarious. Great interview! And I think I'll stick around and stare at the calendar page. :) Excuse the drool.

Emily R. King said...

You survived, Livia! Props to you. ;)

Gary Philip Pennick said...

tam-bare, thanks for your comment on my site. Great comment! Thanks for sharing!

Gosh, I survived a comment by tam-bare!!! Yay me!

Samantha May said...

Lol diet cyanide! Sounds deadly...for your waist :)

Arlee Bird said...

Yay for Livia! Really, you ladies are nuts. That was a hoot.

Lee
Tossing It Out

Annalisa Crawford said...

Great interview. Though, any friend of mine made of chocolate wouldn't make it to the end of our coffee date!

Tara Tyler said...

love, love your interviews! livia is a sweetie and did a great job with the questions! yay for coke! coca cola that is!

Suzi said...

Boy, if the cops all looked like that, there'd be a lot more calls going out to 911.

Crystal Blake said...

Ok. Stop playing Tammy. Those are not REAL police officers or firemen or whatever they are (with bods like those, does it really matter? lol)

Playing with our emotions...smh...harrassing us with their muscles...

Um, where can I buy the calendar?

Elizabeth Seckman said...

I'm sorry..there were words on this page? All I remember are those police officers. Hit the red button ladies!!!

Livia, I think you're plenty funny...just not insane like Tammy who evidently had a little too much chocolate cola laced with the cyanide!