It was a dark and stormy night...
At an orchestra concert, I bugged out as I saw Aubrie Dionne doing a solo of the famous Star Wars song! Say what? I thought she was a sci-fi, fantasy author? Holy crap! Next she broke out the Star Trek theme and everyone did the Vulcan salute!! Forget that, I HAD to interview her! This girl is definitely ... different.
** this interview is for creative writing practice**
1. If you could makeup an action hero of yourself, what would it be?
I guess I'd have a flute because that's what I do in real life. A pink cape as well. My superpower would be something cool like stopping time or shooting lightning bolts through my flute.
So, like, this one time at band camp...
I actually did go to band camp. Several times. Oh the stories I could tell...
You're not going to like the answer to this: veggies and veggie burgers. I'm a vegetarian and I love vegetables. That's what I have for lunch everyday.
I love veggie burgers!! Afterwards can we go get strawberry ice cream? It's fruit so it's healthy...right?
I'd love to make veggie burgers for you! And yes, we can have strawberry ice cream, too.
Ok! *chomps on Burger King burger* sorry...I got hungry thinking of eating...so I'm um...eating...
3. If you could follow me for a day, what would you like to do?
Can we go to the movies and see some action, adventure movie? Then get some frozen yogurt- there's this real neat place by where I live where you can put on your own toppings. I always cover it with cookie dough and cherries- and then shopping at Target because they have the best deals on cute clothes.
Oops...made other plans...PEACE!!
What? Don't like Target? Afraid of red?
No, I'm banned. Apparently if you run around yelling "code red, code red" they don't find it funny...
4. What did the apple say to the banana?
Unpeel me and see what you get.
Vegetarians have dirty minds...
5. Dang, i'm so full now, give me a workout girl 'cause i have to retain my 6-pack.
Workout? What's that?
*throws sodas at Aubrie* I meant this 6-pack girl!
6. What is 1+2+1+8+5+8+9+20+100
Math + me = disaster. The bank has sent us two letters so far saying I calculated the deposit slip wrong.
That may have been me transferring some of that deposit money to my account when I wrote all over those slips...
Only if you're going to make it into one of those really cute pixie cuts. No mullets.
You don't wanna party when people are behind you but be taken seriously as they pass you?
8. What song are you listening to?
Birdsong from out the window.
I got my BB gun...hold on. *pop pop* Now what song do you hear?
9. Why do they call it a throw if i can't throw it at people?
Why can't you? Go ahead and see what happens.
*throws big heavy blanket in Aubrie's face*
Well, I didn't mean to throw it at me. LOL
It's pretty hard to throw it through you...
10. Would you walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more just to be the woman that walks a thousand to fall down at my door?
OMG I LOVE THIS SONG. Did you see the movie Benny and Joon? They play this song in the movie and it makes me want to cry. As for me walking 500 miles, probably not. I get tired after one.
See the movie? Shoot...I married the actor!! Mrs. Depp walks a few miles everyday to give Mr. Depp a kiss while he is at work. Just saying.
Okay, Mrs. Depp...
No need for formalities, just call me Johnny Depp's one and only true love. That will do.
I learned to watch my bank account better, *looks at Tammy suspiciously* when to dodge a blanket, and that I'll have to buy my pink cape at Target- but without Tammy's help. Thanks for this enlightening interview, Tammy!
Don't forget what else we learned today! Vegetarians not only have interesting band camp stories, but have some dirty food humor! You're really bad with money, *pulls $20s from her purse*, and don't like to have serious, yet totally cool hair cuts. But that's ok, just continue to call me Mrs. Johnny Depp and let's drink our 6-pack of soda abs while we celebrate your new badge!
I SURVIVED MY INTERVIEW WITH TAMMY THERIAULT BADGE!!