Tuesday, May 7, 2013

This FRIGGIN' month has started FRIGGIN' AWE-SOME!!

I apologize for my "explicit" language.
 
Please, don't shield your eyes from my obsessive cursing. It's going to be okay.
You will say the same when you read on!!
 
I was the lucky recipient of several FRIGGIN' AWESOME things this month!!
Please don't be jealous...it makes you gain weight.
 Instead, just say "FRIGGIN' AWESOME" & 10 good things will happen to you!!
(this statement has not been approved by the FDA or anyone really...)
  
 
1. Time for sailing, digging clams, crabbing, & getting mussels off the beach.
Here's what 70 degree weather looks like on beautiful Whidbey Island!
Don't be jealous of awesome beautiful islands.
 
 
2. I can finally enjoy a baseball game because now I'm watching my son play.
Can you say time for big pretzels? Yum! 
Don't be jealous of him doing awesome.
 
 
3. The sun told my dad & me, it was time for some father-daughter motorcycle riding.
We rode side by side for 3 hours & toured 2 islands!
Don't be jealous of my awesome sore bum.
 
 
4. After posting that I got asked to beta read, doors creaked opened.
 I got propositioned by a few more people!
Don't be jealous of my awesome new fat red pen.
 
5. I FINISHED MY BOOK & HAD MY COVER MADE BY MY TALENTED STEP-DAUGHTER!!!
 
"Living RunAway"
 

I just got a few AWE-SOME beta readers
to help me finalize it!!
Don' be jealous of the crying & agonizing during awesome revisions.
 
 
*REMEMBER: 5 jealousies = 5lbs gained!!
 
**TIP TO LOSE ANY LBS GAINED WHILE READING THIS:
say "FRIGGIN' AWESOME" in comments for each pound gained
 
***MAKE ME GAIN WEIGHT: what "FRIGGIN' AWESOME" things did you do this month that will make me jealous???
 
 
 

42 comments:

jaybird said...

You sure you're not from Jersey? Friggin Awesome is our most common buzz phrase here. LOL

I'm happy this month started out so great for you and you're family! I'm not jelly- and I never hate. Even though my month started out awful. Here's hoping all of that junk is behind us now and the rest of the month of May will be friggin awesome for both of us!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Does it count if I say "Fricken" instead?

R. Mac Wheeler said...


*wink*

My bike is in Tampa.

I've been in El Paso since Jan 7.

Not good geography.

Suze said...

:) I love your awesome new fat red pen.

Tammy Theriault said...

Jaybird: no, but I like the jelly phrase!

Debra: that will do:)

R.mac: that sucks!

Suze: I'll share :)

The Happy Whisk said...

Fat red pen made me a laugh.

Natalie Aguirre said...

Sounds like you're going through an awesome month. Hope it keeps up like this!

Andrew Leon said...

I do not envy your pen... except, maybe, as a weapon. Because that's one pen that is mightier than the sword.

Tammy Theriault said...

Whisk: you may borrow only :)

Natalie: me, too!

Andrew: yes sire tis true!

J. A. Bennett said...

You are friggin' awesome! Holding the jealousies in. I guess I should just eat carrots today :)

Ashley Chappell said...

That IS an awesome day - congrats on all fronts! I'd kill for beautiful weather and islands to sail around right now :-)
But I have to excuse myself - 'Frackin' is my choice word :-)

Elizabeth Seckman said...

I did ALL the freaking awesomes and my pants are still tight. I want a refund. What I paid nothing? Well darn. Guess I'll just have to be happy for you :)

Tammy Theriault said...

J.A.: I love carrots! I'll eat them with you!

Ashley: that's a good word, too!

Elizabeth: well, I told you you're a size 1 not 0!!

Nancy Thompson said...

Yay for all your friggin' awesomeness so early in the month! So happy to help beta-read. Let's hope the rest of the month continues in much the same.

S.P. Bowers said...

Love the pen.

Um, my month has been friggin' unawesome. Yea, I just made that up. Guess I'll have to work on my month.

Pat Hatt said...

Looks like a friggin ton of friggin fun under your friggin sun was given a friggin run, well friggin done.

Emily R. King said...

Huge congrats, Tammy!

Tammy Theriault said...

Nancy: hope your not going to stay too long in AZ! Come back!

S.P.: smiles makes things awesome! Try it!

Pat: wow...that was friggin' awesome! Crap, I gained a pound!

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Congrats on your book cover! Go celebrate with a dozen big pretzels.

Samantha May said...

FRIGGIN AWESOME FRIGGIN AWESOME.

There, did I lose ten pounds? :)

So glad to hear things are going well!

Julie Luek said...

YOu have so many wonderful things to celebrate. That's wonderful!

J.L. Campbell said...

I hope you get even more servings of awesomeness. That's a lot of good stuff!

Tammy Theriault said...

Emily: thanks doll!

L. Diane: hey my diamond red headed duo!

Samantha: yes you did! You beat the system!

Julie: hey girlie! Thanks!

J.L.: me, too! I'm always game for awesomeness!

Elise Fallson said...

FRIGGIN' AWESOME! FRIGGIN' AWESOME! FRIGGIN' AWESOME! FRIGGIN' AWESOME!

Also,I've been on vacation for almost 2 weeks. :P

Ella said...

Damn I gained weight reading your post, wth?!

Whidbey...really! My husband was going there a lot(Navy)! Damn I wanna go...I have heard how beautiful it is and hubby said it would make me homesick. I'm from Maine! I love the photo of you and your Dad. My dad use to ride motorcycles-lots of great memories~

Congrats on your Friggin' Awesome post, lol

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Oh, absolutely! Friggin' awesome many times over. You had me singing the hallelujah chorus as soon as you mentioned the clamming and crabbing.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Congrats on all the awesomeness. April for me was awesome blog and book wise. I won $25 Amazon Gift Cards, three!

Trisha F said...

Friggin isn't a bad word. I say the real deal all the time but I try to say it quietly 'cause, ya know, I'm usually at work when I'm saying it. hehe

Sounds like it's been full of awesomeness for you!!

Heather Holden said...

Oh, so much awesomeness. Yay you! :D

Mark Koopmans said...

Happy to hear you're happy and you got the chance to do COOL family stuff :)

Yahy for May :)

Tammy Theriault said...

Ella: you must visit!

Susan: you had me at hello... :)

Sheena: dang girl! I gained weight on that one!

Trisha: you are one saucy chick!

Heather: yeah! :)

Mark: family fun is awe...some!!

klahanie said...

Dearest Tammy,

Your wait is over and cause you are having such a "FRIGGIN' AWESOME" time, I await a wonderfully amazing reply to my wonderfully amazing comment!

Glad to see you finished your book. No jealousy, just admiration and wishing you and your loved ones much happiness and contentment. Still, I can leave really nifty neato type comments n' stuff.

Seriously, I'm glad to see you so positive and upbeat. All the very best.

Your starstruck fan,

Gary :)

Tammy Theriault said...

Elise: HOW DID U MISS U??? Cuz your a shorty like me I suppose :)

Gary: wow...I shouldn't comment late at night. Wow. Thanks for the cheer and high five. Wait...no high fives? Eat it, gary! No really...this pie. Its delicious!

klahanie said...

HIGH FIVES! Here, have a custard pie! *SPLAT!*

Mina Lobo said...

LOL, so happy for your Le Awesome good times! I totally said, "Friggin AWESOME!" so I'll just await those 10 good things...boy, I could sure use 'em! :-)
Some Dark Romantic

Stina Lindenblatt said...

I won't be jealous of the crying and agonizing during awesome revisions, because I got to do that last week. I've had my fill for a while, thanks. :D

But I wish you all the luck in finishing yours, Tammy.

Carrie Butler said...

What a friggin' awesome post, Tammy!

Tammy Theriault said...

Mina: they are being sent now!

Stina: thanks for the lucky charms!

Carrie: friggin' thanks, Carrie!

Loredana Donovan said...

It's frigging awesome that you went motorcycle riding with your dad. Thank you for following my blog. I'll come back to read more tomorrow. Goodnight :)

Nas said...

Awesome! Congratulations! And seriously I'm not jealous!

Tammy Theriault said...

loredana: glad to see you made it!

nas: you are too cute!

T.J. said...

Yeah, that IS friggin' awesome! *looks at bum to see if fat is falling off* Darn it.

Anyway, started a freelance editing business, hubby found a job, had a full requested by an agent I adore, and lost 20 lbs.