1. Seeing Jesus among the crowd
(but would they blush at my exquisite hair & makeup techniques?)
2. Going to the Victorian Era in Vienna (but would they be mad if I stole their rib-cracking dresses?)
3. Jump & jive at a Big Bands concert
(but would they be flabbergasted if I sa-shaed in my Jessica Rabbit dress?)
4. Pretend to be bad girl of the 50's for a day
(but would I out-gel & out-ride the boys & tick them off?)
5. See my kids in the future
(but would that cause me to ground them for the rest of their lives??)
See? Many exasperatingly breathless trips to ponder over!!
oops, need more glitter in the afghan...
Till one stuck out.
I ran to the golden ticket propped on a glittery stand, tapped my ruby red glittery shoes
(you know how I like glittery things), and said:
"MY WEDDING DAY!"
Out of all the ever lovin' honky tonk days, why this day?
Because my husband is my everything.
That's right men, bow out gracefully & get your roses refunded.
This girl is so in love, it tears her up just thinking about it.
I just want to watch it. That's all. With a bedazzled tissue box, of course!
p.s. As you can see boys, he'll kick your boot-ay if you don't like my girlie wormhole...
& that's putting it nicely.
(I gave him all your addresses to rough you up as needed
& all the girls will get chocolates...he's so sweet, right?)