Sorry, but we had a bit of a hiccup. We told David he was to ONLY pick 3, but he brought us 10 entries he liked. We had him sit down while we heated up a mug of hot cocoa, added 3 marshmallows to explain what 3 was, & then threw it on him.
DO YOU GET IT NOW, DAVID? To which he replied, "I don't speak Japanese!"
One of us, won't say who, got LIVID, tossed the cup at his head, knocking him over. Lucky for us, the entries fell out of his pocket on his way down so we looked them over. He was right! There were 10 really good entries. We felt bad, & put a napkin on him incase he was cold...while knocked out...cold.
Emily went for all the sweetly nice entries while I was all for the hilariously naughty entries. "Sweetly nice!" "No, hilariously naughty!"
David woke up just in time & took a mental picture of what he saw...he said we looked like this:
BUT we went back on the footage from the interview camera he left on. We looked more like this:
ANYWAYS, we decided the bruising & swelling had to STOP before we took our Family Christmas Pictures!! Crap! So, we joined forces, pulling 3 from a hat. So, without further fighting, biting, hair pulling, occasional girl slapping...& David cheering us on...here are the top 3 winners & their prizes!!
3RD PLACE: ILIMA TODD
(David said "big booty girls" like chocolate, so you're getting plenty in LUMPS OF COAL. ENJOY!)
2ND PLACE: MARK KOOPMANS
(Your "lads" were very naughty, so you get a MAGIC KIT to learn to make $50 appear when needed & then you to reappear where ever they are partying...without you)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: ELISE FALLSON
(Birds may have scattered, mother nature wept, crushes get grossed out, but you my friend get the long end of the "stick" in this situation. $20 AMAZON GIFT CARD!! David suggested you stock up on toilet paper & a book about how to say "no" to hosts when necessary!)
*Winners: please email us your address so we can send you your gifts!! And then we will post them on our next blog post so people know where to throw their eggs at...ok, maybe we won't...but David might.