Thursday, November 22, 2012

YOUR MIRANDA RIGHTS!! pay attention ya'll...

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO:

1. Have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

2. Stuff yourself like you did your oven-
     baked friend Tommy.

3. Complain about how fat you feel but won't
    do a thing about it (except unbutton your 
    pants & swear a rigourous non-existent
    diet the next day).

4. Pick an adult & say "your up" as you pass
    out in a food coma leaving your kids in
    their hands.

5. Pop some popcorn as you await some
    good ol' family drama.



YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO:

1. Read this book I just read.

2. Read it because it's short.

3. Read it because good biography's rock.

4. Meet Houdini who is a media liar & who would of thought?

5. Read about an American Icon & because I said so!



YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO:

1. Watch this movie I finally got to watch.

2. Agree that sophisticated super fast lingo about why things
    are the way they are & who did what talk is the time you tune
    out. (Layman terms, please!)

3. To say the best part was the end, as usual, due to the action.

4. Watch a swarm of eye candy.

5. Say Edward Norton should have been there.






*What do you think? How much weight did you gain this Turkey Day?



11 comments:

Livia said...

Hilarious! Already went to see The Avengers in theatres but I'm thinking, I should see it again! As it is, I can't wait to see Life of Pi this weekend and still gotta see Breaking Dawn - Part II!

Happy Thanksgiving, Tammy! Have a great day!

Sheena-kay Graham said...

That pic's is beyond funny. Moo turkeys, Moo! I would've gone to the extreme and bark, never heard of farmers eating dogs. Happy Thanksgiving and I loved watching Avengers.

Tammy Theriault said...

Livia: i will go with you for breaking dawn!! hahah

sheena: hilarious girl!! hmmm...unless you lived in China...

L.G.Smith said...

Ha! I love that cartoon. :)

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I still haven't seen Avengers, so you weren't the last person in the country to see it! I may be, though, by the time I get to it. :))

Karen Lange said...

I don't even want to think about weight gain right now. I'm still full from Thanksgiving dinner!

Have a great weekend! :)

katherineamabel said...

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz, but I hope you all have a great holiday. :)

Tamara said...

I really liked the Avengers and I actually thought Mark Rufallo did a great job--although I loved Edward Norton as the Hulk too. :)

And I ate enough food for a week yesterday!!

I tagged you on the You Got the Look Meme on my blog. Feel free to post it whenever. Or never. haha. It's up to you.

Sherry Ellis said...

I love these rights! Too funny!

Elise Fallson said...

I have the right to agree with you. Avengers rocked. Will check out the short story. And thanks for the laugh :D

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